Candy corn debate: It’s the devil’s food. No, it’s heaven’s gift


We all have our thoughts. But we can’t all be right, right? Who’s been on the wrong side of candy history all this time?

Two of CNN’s most outspoken candy corn commentators met to put this controversy to rest.

  • Delaney Strunk
    Please tell me you’ve seen the news report that Pennsylvania has apologized for creating candy corn.

  • Kendall Trammell

     

    What exactly are they apologizing for? Creating greatness?

  • Delaney Strunk
    More like creating an orange abomination.
  • Kendall Trammell

     

    Wow

  • Kendall Trammell

     

    Tell me how you really feel, Delaney

  • Delaney Strunk
    I’m just saying! In the history of all candy on the market, candy corn is the worst. Period. I wouldn’t feed it to my worst enemy.
  • Kendall Trammell

     

    So what happened to the diversity of the marketplace? Are you anti-capitalism too?

  • Kendall Trammell

     

    Don’t answer that

  • Delaney Strunk
    You truly believe candy corn is good? It’s glorified candle wax.
  • Kendall Trammell

     

    I’ve never had wax before, so I can’t speak on that.

  • Kendall Trammell

     

    What I HAVE had is glorious sugar bites.

  • Delaney Strunk
    Wow. Who hurt you? Your poor little taste buds. They’ve been through so much.
  • Kendall Trammell

     

    I mean I suppose Pennsylvania could apologize on your behalf for not having a mature taste palate?

  • Delaney Strunk
    I mean if you want to be cool and edgy, sure. Enjoy your chicken feed. But if you want to see the true light of day, genuinely eat any other candy.
  • Kendall Trammell

     

    Ummmmmmmmmmmm

  • Delaney Strunk
    Truth Bomb. BOOM.
  • Kendall Trammell

     

    OK but you don’t have to eat them plain if you are struggling that hard

  • Kendall Trammell

     

    Please hold

  • Kendall Trammell

     

    LOOK HOW BEAUTIFULLLLLLLL

  • Kendall Trammell

     

  • Kendall Trammell

     

    SO CREATIVEEEEEE

  • Delaney Strunk
    Kendall, there are so many other DIY food hacks that involve things like, gee I don’t know, actual food!
  • Delaney Strunk
    And honestly, I’d rather eat finger nails than that candy corn ball.
  • Kendall Trammell

     

    What, you’re gonna hate on popcorn now too?

  • Delaney Strunk
    The popcorn is great! See, we can agree on things.
  • Kendall Trammell

     

    I wouldn’t necessarily call this an agreement. You’re literally trying to change the topic.

  • Delaney Strunk
    I just don’t know how to communicate with someone who is SO wrong.
  • Delaney Strunk
    But I don’t want to ruin our friendship over something as silly as candy corn.
  • Kendall Trammell

     

    You like chocolate right? Peanuts??

  • Delaney Strunk
    Oh, 100 percent. Chocolate and peanuts is a match made in candy heaven.
  • Kendall Trammell

     

    BOOM!💥

  • Kendall Trammell
  • Delaney Strunk
    I…….
  • Delaney Strunk
    My eyes. Make it stop. That’s more terrifying than half the movies I’ve watched this October.
  • Kendall Trammell

     

    DIY CANDY CORN TRAIL MIX

  • Kendall Trammell

     

    I guess you haven’t watched “Hocus Pocus” before if that’s terrifying you.

  • Delaney Strunk
    If you like candy corn, is there any candy you hate? I’m worried if you eat that, you’ll eat anything.
  • Kendall Trammell

     

    I am not an omnivore, Delaney.

  • Kendall Trammell

     

    Where is HR?

  • Delaney Strunk
    Wait…. I have a really important question.
  • Delaney Strunk
    Do you eat licorice?
  • Kendall Trammell

     

    Oh hard pass.

  • Delaney Strunk
    Twizzlers?
  • Kendall Trammell

     

    Absolutely not.

  • Delaney Strunk
    So you hate red licorice or black licorice?
  • Kendall Trammell

     

    Yes.

  • Delaney Strunk
    FINALLY. Glad we can agree on something!
  • Kendall Trammell

     

    Agreed.



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