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KENNEDY: My shocking journey to Pennsylvania that proved who’s REALLY surging within the swing states

KENNEDY: My shocking journey to Pennsylvania that proved who’s REALLY surging within the swing states


In a crowded Pennsylvania comedy membership final weekend, an exasperated lady with a perma-knit forehead and an ax to grind pushed her means via the group to ask me: ‘How do you sleep at evening?’

I braced. Usually when somebody confronts me like this the subtext is: ‘You already know, working for Fox Information, the Evil Empire that helped elect the man who’s Actually Hitler!’

However to my shock, this Pennsylvanian lass was totally different. 

She was a frightened Trump supporter who’d purchased a ticket to see my newest comedy gig (principally an outlet to share filthy tales from my time within the 90s working at MTV) and was frightened stiff concerning the prospect of a Kamala presidency.

Between tales of run-ins with Rudy Giuliani (you will have to purchase a ticket to seek out out) and sharing a coffin with Dave Navarro (ditto!), I seasoned the present with some good-natured, bi-partisan political ribbing applicable to a tightly contested swing state like Pennsylvania.

This Pennsylvanian lass was totally different. She was a frightened Trump supporter who’d purchased a ticket to see my comedy present and was frightened concerning the prospect of a Kamala presidency.

I seasoned the show with some good-natured, bi-partisan political ribbing appropriate to a tightly contested swing state like Pennsylvania.

I seasoned the present with some good-natured, bi-partisan political ribbing applicable to a tightly contested swing state like Pennsylvania.

However through the Q&A portion on the finish of my set, it was notable how many individuals within the crowd (a spicy mixture of Every day Mail and Fox Information followers, together with nostalgic Gen-X MTV lovers) needed to maintain speaking about politics – and, extra importantly, what they needed to say with near-unanimous vigor.

Every one that spoke up was mortally afraid of the long run, as if one among 45’s favourite frothing catchphrases was on loop of their collective heads: ‘Our nation is being misplaced, we’re a failing nation.’

To take heed to the Harris marketing campaign and her left-wing media lackeys is to imagine that the rivers of battlegrounds like Pennsylvania are working royal blue.

However as I drove in from New York on the PA Turnpike, I handed miles and miles of neon billboards – not marketing campaign affiliated – hailing a second Trump presidency.

Stopping in a McDonald’s exterior the borough of Pottstown, diners have been abuzz with pro-Trump discuss.

And it was the identical story in a nail salon I visited, and the dive bars and the cafes and malls. 

Whisper it – however PA is surging to DJT.

Do not take my phrase for it. The final polling common by RealClearPolitics now places Trump and Harris at a useless tie in Pennsylvania – a state that, simply weeks in the past, Cackles had all however tied up.

In the meantime, a bombshell New York Instances/Siena School survey of the important thing Solar Belt states (Arizona, Georgia, North Carolina) final week put Trump forward – by some margin. (5 factors in Arizona and 4 in Georgia).

Home Democrat Elissa Slotkin sounded the alarm in Michigan, warning donors that inside polling exhibits Harris is now ‘underwater’ in her state, based on a clip leaked to Axios this week.

The New York Instances has Kamala just one level up amongst seemingly voters within the Mitten State, which is a far narrower margin than these loved by each Hillary and Sleepy Joe on the identical juncture of their respective races.

With such a close-fought race coming quick down the turnpike, I can not think about both candidate will probably be getting a lot sleep at evening…

Melania child bombshell 

Former (and maybe future) FLOTUS Melania Trump has politicos in raptures as a result of the Slovenian sphinx has come out in assist… of abortion!

‘Limiting a lady’s proper to decide on whether or not to terminate an undesirable being pregnant is identical as denying her management over her personal physique. I’ve carried this perception with me all through my total grownup life,’ Mel writes in her new memoir.

DC Dems scream that this pro-choice stance is a slap within the face to her ball-and-chain, who loves to brag about how he helped overturned Roe v. Wade.

However what if it is a stroke of presidential brilliance – serving to to melt a harsh and divisive debate?

Trump already has the evangelical vote locked up (they’re going to by no means end up for Commie-La) so why not throw a sop to the fence-sitting pro-choicers.

Harry goes it alone 

Why does Harry shine so brilliant when the missus is out of sight?

The Gingerbread Prince graced Gotham forward of the UN Common Meeting final week, ditching his tie and Meghan (stated to be sick at dwelling) to shmooze with fellow do-gooders.

The King and Queen of Santa Barbara have been famously ‘chased’ by paparazzi throughout one other New York journey. That ‘relentless’ pursuit was described by a Sussex spokesperson as ‘close to catastrophic’.

The one factor that travels quicker than 5mph in gridlocked Manhattan throughout UN Week is Harry’s mouth when he is blabbing about his newest worthy trigger.

The Gingerbread Prince graced Gotham ahead of the UN General Assembly last week, ditching his tie and Meghan (said to be sick at home) to shmooze with fellow do-gooders.

The Gingerbread Prince graced Gotham forward of the UN Common Meeting final week, ditching his tie and Meghan (stated to be sick at dwelling) to shmooze with fellow do-gooders.

Podcast playoff

After I checked Spotify’s rankings of the highest podcasters in America final week, they included: #1 Joe Rogan, #2 Tucker Carlson, #3 Candace Owens, and #4 the Hawk Tuah woman.

In the event that they needed to pair up boy-girl-boy-girl in an all-out brawl, my cash is on Joe and Hawk Tuah annihilating Tucker and Sweet. A lady can dream!

Poor pups!

Nepo-baby Brooklyn Beckham and his bridezilla Nicola Peltz are suing a canine groomer over what their lawsuit describes as ‘malicious abuse’ resulting in the dying of their beloved Chihuahua.

So why are this talentless pair participating in a brand new type of animal cruelty by dyeing the fur of their white Bolognese canine pink, purple and orange?

So why are this talentless pair engaging in a new form of animal cruelty by dyeing the fur of their white Bolognese dogs pink, purple and orange?

So why are this talentless pair participating in a brand new type of animal cruelty by dyeing the fur of their white Bolognese canine pink, purple and orange?

Vogue’s gone rogue

Vogue has taken subject with creator Sally Rooney’s hit new novel, Intermezzo, as a result of her characters are too ‘skinny’.

‘The thinness is not explicitly glamorized, nevertheless it’s ubiquitous sufficient to really feel like a prerequisite for sensuality,’ author Emma Specter opines.

What laughable guff popping out of Wintour Palace, a corporation that single-handedly – and proudly – launched hundreds of thousands of consuming problems throughout the globe. 

Clinging on to youth

‘Fifty Shades of Gray’ director Sam Taylor-Johnson (57) could know a factor or two about softcore porn, however current holidays snaps of the athletic cougar desperately clutching her much-younger husband, Aaron Taylor-Johnson (34), have left me feeling quite frigid.

Her talons are dug so deep into his bare torso you’d assume he is about to be whisked away and devoured by rabid teenagers.

As for his or her 23-year age hole, you understand what they are saying: Age ain’t nothin’ however a large, astonishingly massive quantity.

Her talons are dug so deep into his naked torso you'd think he's about to be whisked away and devoured by rabid teens.

Her talons are dug so deep into his bare torso you’d assume he is about to be whisked away and devoured by rabid teenagers.

Chappell Moan 

Drag-tastic synth-popper Chappell Roan has been harangued by followers for canceling two pageant gigs simply hours earlier than she was because of carry out, citing psychological well being points.

‘I apologize to individuals who have been ready to see me… issues have gotten overwhelming,’ she stated.

I really feel for Roan as she buckles below meteoric stardom. However issues may also be overwhelming for the cash-strapped normies who spent a whole bunch on tickets and lodging solely to be cheated out of a fantastic weekend.

Written by bourbiza mohamed

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