Liberal America has delivered a responsible verdict gut-punch: Quantity 45 is now a convicted felon – and his frothing, foaming foes are as smug as they’re predictable.
MS-DNC, the Clucking Nitwit Community and the histrionic hens of The View had been all as giddy as Taylor Swift mid first-kiss.
After six weeks of foreplay, cameras educated 24/7 on the clean partitions of the Manhattan courthouse, these juvenile jackjaws let their orgasmic orations explode into responsible goo.
Following simply 12 hours of deliberation, New York’s 12 bizarre males known as time, and CNN’s doughty Dana Bash delivered her knowledgeable perception:
‘The nation is now holding its breath […] you are going to have a former President, sitting in a courtroom listening to what 12 bizarre individuals determined.’
Thanks, Justice Brandeis!
Hallelujah, sang MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow – who praised an ‘impeccable’ trial because the 34 counts rolled in.
And woke Hollywood… noticed God!
Proper off the telephone with raging Robert De Niro, red-headed lady-monster Kathy Griffin – of Trump severed head fame – mentioned she was crying ‘tears of pleasure.’
Hallelujah, sang MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow – who praised an ‘impeccable’ trial because the 34 counts rolled in.
![Right off the phone with raging Robert De Niro, red-headed lady-monster Kathy Griffin – of Trump severed head fame – said she was crying 'tears of joy.'](https://i0.wp.com/i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/05/31/03/35280632-13478711-Kathy_Griffin_is_seen_with_an_expressionless_look_holding_the_bl-a-2_1717121189962.jpg?resize=634%2C476&ssl=1)
Proper off the telephone with raging Robert De Niro, red-headed lady-monster Kathy Griffin – of Trump severed head fame – mentioned she was crying ‘tears of pleasure.’
Additionally absorbing the celebration juice, DA ‘Get Trump’ Bragg and his rictus-grinning lawfare lackies waddled as much as the press podium.
How do you are feeling about your ‘masterful and flawless’ prosecution, requested one notably bum-sucking journo. Put your panties again on, mister!
Working lady of the hour, Stormy Daniels, relayed her ’empathy’ for Convict Don by way of her lawyer which was about as plausible as Pinocchio Cohen’s treacherous testimony.
In the meantime, throughout the flaming Rubicon, former Trump adversary Megyn Kelly was spitting stiletto fireplace, and talking for right-thinking Individuals in all places:
‘The nation is disgraced. Alvin Bragg needs to be disbarred. They are going to rue the day.’
Go get ’em, Meg!
Nor was Coiffed Caitlyn Jenner a cheerful camperette. America’s biggest Olympian (let’s be sincere, she may take Michael Phelps in a fistfight) seethed on the ‘outrageous’ proceedings.
![Soaking up the celebration juice, DA 'Get Trump' Bragg and his rictus-grinning lawfare lackies waddled up to the press podium.](https://i0.wp.com/i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/05/31/03/85541405-13478711-image-a-3_1717121207481.jpg?resize=634%2C423&ssl=1)
Absorbing the celebration juice, DA ‘Get Trump’ Bragg and his rictus-grinning lawfare lackies waddled as much as the press podium.
And even Meatball Ron DeSantis managed to drag on his excessive heels and trot out a yawn-a-thon assertion condemning the ‘Kangaroo court docket’.
And what a circus of rabid animals it has been.
It wasn’t simply washed-up canine De Niro finger-waving and barking outdoors the courthouse at Trump supporters. (‘You might be gangsters, f*** you!’)
No, pre-verdict Thursday we noticed a big-breasted MAGA maniac arrested for smashing her lady weapons towards an anti-Trump troll.
As cops dragged her off, it felt slightly like the start of a low-rent grownup movie however, then once more, hasn’t this complete charade?
A British couple holidaying in humid Manhattan seemingly wandered into the raving rabble solely to obtain shouts of, ‘F*** the Queen!’
![Pre-verdict Thursday we saw a big-breasted MAGA maniac arrested for smashing her woman weapons against an anti-Trump troll.](https://i0.wp.com/i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/05/31/03/85526641-13478711-As_wild_scenes_took_hold_of_the_streets_outside_Manhattan_Crimin-a-4_1717121231045.jpg?resize=634%2C423&ssl=1)
Pre-verdict Thursday we noticed a big-breasted MAGA maniac arrested for smashing her lady weapons towards an anti-Trump troll.
![Meatball Ron DeSantis managed to pull on his high heels and trot out a yawn-a-thon statement condemning the 'Kangaroo court'. And what a circus of rabid animals it has bee](https://i0.wp.com/i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/05/31/03/85525469-13478711-An_NYPD_officer_seen_separating_Trump_supporters_from_protestors-a-5_1717121241462.jpg?resize=634%2C423&ssl=1)
Meatball Ron DeSantis managed to drag on his excessive heels and trot out a yawn-a-thon assertion condemning the ‘Kangaroo court docket’. And what a circus of rabid animals it has bee
And an unemployed – unemployable – man in a jail jumpsuit and rubber Trump masks danced like an ape.
This insanity has now taken a deeply disturbing flip, our politics too loopy to quantify.
Republicans vowing to maneuver to Somalia (shifting to Canada is SO Amy Schumer) will little question keep lengthy sufficient to grudge-vote Biden out the Oval in November.
However in the present day, no victory was gained.
What each millionaire, mumma or Common Joe amassing stomach button lint should understand is – if they will do it to him, they will do it to you, too.